TUMZ Chapter 2

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"You’re taking people home now?"

At the bar, Qiu Zheyan finished a glass of wine.

The bar owner listened to him while wiping the glass, and asked in surprise, "Have you figured out his details yet?"

Qiu Zheyan is drunk and intoxicated not because of the drink, but because he thought of his lover. He rubbed his face and said, "He will never be a bad person. He is really super cute. He is completely my type, obedient and well-behaved. He is very tolerant and soft-spoken. As long as I am with him, I feel very happy. The day after we go to bed, I want to take him home and propose to him! But because I was afraid of scaring him away, I have endured it for a long time. This time... I plan to make a marriage proposal after seeing the parents. It shouldn't scare him anymore."

"It's hard to say." The boss is practical, "For you, this is indeed a long time has passed. But aren’t you just over a month in your relationship? It seems like..."

Qiu Zheyan was able to remember the number of days: "It is one month and twenty-three days, and it will be two months in one week."

The boss, who is a good friend, said worriedly: "Marriage is a big event, do you want to think about it? Besides, as far as your description, I think this Mr. Zhuang... does not seem to be very reliable. He is in his 30s but still idle, muddle through. Didn’t you say that he hasn't been with men before, only with women?"

He sincerely advises: "Ninety-nine percent of those who like straight men do not end well."

"As long as a woman hooks her hands, he will change his mind. He actually likes women, so he pats his butt and leaves. I see a lot of things like that before."

Qiu Zheyan said: "He wouldn't be that kind of person."

Boss: "Then when will you bring him to meet us?"

Qiu Zheyan immediately said sourly: "He is very nerdy, courageous, and he doesn’t likes to go out. He can't socialize, clumsy, and so cute. I don't want to bring him to you. In case you steal him, what to do?"

The boss and others are speechless. A 34-year-old uncle is neither young nor excellent but good at being idle, so do you like it? Who is going to steal?

Qiu Zheyan drunkily whispered: "I picked him up. I took care and raised him with great pains. He is mine alone!"

Their acquaintances know Qiu Zheyan's shortcomings.

When he was younger, he got his first male lover. At that time, he propose marriage when the relationship was less than a month, but he scared people away and the lover dumped him on the spot. Every time he fell in love, he couldn't wait to live together and get married. However because he was too impatient, he was abandoned.

Whenever he falls in love, he will put his heart and soul in it as if he is blind to everything around him. He spoiled his lover vigorously and wants to be together forever. It sounds very romantic, but actually it makes people feel heavy and troublesome.

"Didn't T City pass the Gay Marriage Act? But only more than 400 male same-sex couples registered, accounting for 20% of all registered same-sex couples."

"Even if he is completely bent, the probability of him willing to come out publicly and get married with you is only 20%."

"Parents' opinions, society's perspective, and the future of work. There are many things to consider, not everyone in love has the idea like you."

Most people in the circle do not have a view of chastity. Changing partners is a common thing. It is one thing that society does not recognized, but another thing is that they do not want to settle down. Not everyone is happy to spend a lifetime with just one man.

Qiu Zheyan said distressedly: "So I endured it for so long, and I just tentatively asked him if he would go home with me to see my parents.”

But thinking that Zhuang Hanxue promised to go home with him, Qiu Zheyan was happy again: "He is willing to go home with me to see my parents, so it is a half-step before getting married."

He looked at his watch: "Ah, it's past twelve o'clock. Is it so late? I have to go home."

The friend clicked his tongue: "Tsk, isn’t the nightlife just begun? Do you like him that much?"

Qiu Zheyan said of course: "Like, of course like. But if I don't go home and urge him to sleep, he will definitely play games all night, and he is not in good health."

The friend murmured softly, "Is he a junior high school student? Playing games all night while the father is not at home? Isn't he in his thirties? He's still like this?"

Qiu Zheyan laughed twice and said triumphantly: "He is like this. If he leaves me, he will not survive."

Qiu Zheyan got home from the bar a little faster.

Unexpectedly, Zhuang Hanxue actually fell asleep.

At first, Qiu Zheyan thought he really went to bed early, but when he touched the bed and it was not very warm, apparently just getting in. After he took a bath, he turned on the computer to check the online record of the game, just offline three minutes ago.

Qiu Zheyan felt both angry and funny. He deliberately did not warm his hands and feet. As soon as he get on the bed, he put his cold hands on Zhuang Hanxue's back: "Pretend to sleep?"

The cold hands still felt wet after washing them, like a snake, slithering up, making Zhuang Hanxue shivered, and he was unable to pretend: "Your hands are too cold..."

He was somewhat a little hurry but wanted to prepare more.

But Zhuang Hanxue couldn't wait, saying "I won't get pregnant anyway," and urged him.

He followed Zhuang Hanxue for a ‘ride’.

In fact, he also likes to do it when he is not fully prepared, so that he can hear the slightly painful voice of this man seven years older than himself.

It's really pleasant.

——Zhuang Hanxue is such a person.

He is weak, non-opinionated, lazy, and easy to be deceived. He will be addicted when he tastes a little bit of sweetness. This is the case when playing games and in bed also the same, so he (ZHX) even actively invites him (QZY) to enjoy double happiness. The first time Qiu Zheyan was very patient and made him very comfortable, so he naturally accepted doing this with a man.

At the same time, Zhuang Hanxue is also poor speaker and easily lied to. Qiu Zheyan felt that he didn't lie deliberately. Some people lie with a purpose. Some people lie because of fun, and that he would unwittingly lie.

Their first time was his deliberately designed drunken chaos, Zhuang Hanxue just didn't have strong resistance, and he just ‘pushed the boat along the way’*.¹

*to take advantage of the situation for one's own benefit

The next morning, he hugged Zhuang Hanxue to apologize to him and confessed. Zhuang Hanxue said casually, "It's okay. At my age, sleeping with a man is easier than sleeping with a woman, and I won't get pregnant. I'm quite comfortable. Well. Hahahaha."

He smiled, as if thinking of something, stopped, and said in a daze: "No, it is possible to get pregnant. Should I take a contraceptive pill?"

Then he said quite seriously that he knew a man who unfortunately got pregnant after 419* and had a child. ①

* four one nine aka for 1 night aka one nightstand

Are you kidding me? Can a man get pregnant?

Of course, he only regarded this as Zhuang Hanxue's little humor, even this kind of capricious and elusive thing, in his opinion, is also very cute.

Zhuang Hanxue also has the characteristics of an older lover, such as being gentle and tolerant, and sometimes feels like a child. He has not yet understood this person.

Qiu Zheyan hugged him in his arms. Zhuang Hanxue was very thin and didn't has much fat. Because of lack of exercise, his flesh was softer than other men.

It is not so much to say that Zhuang Hanxue is bent. It is better to say that he is shameless, and will not reject anything that feel good.

Whether with a woman or a man.

By the end of the day, the two of them were already exercising until both hot, sticking their hands and feet together.

Zhuang Hanxue hugged him and said, "You kiss me again."

He kissed him like a small animal.

Zhuang Hanxue likes to hug very much. They must hug each other when he sleeps. He still remembers that when Zhuang Hanxue first came, he was still wondering how to coax this big idiot. He was tired that night and slept on a bed casually. Zhang Hanxue didn’t have sense of vigilance, but he wanted to fool people gradually. He woke up in the middle of the night and found himself hugged by Zhuang Hanxue.

It's just a simple hug. Zhuang Hanxue likes to hug people to sleep. If no one can give him a hug, then a dog or a pillow will do.

After kissing, Zhuang Hanxue fell asleep.

Qiu Zheyan gave a low laugh and kissed his forehead.

This man seems to have no worries, can always sleep soundly. As long as he falls asleep, nothing can wake him up.

This is also what Qiu Zheyan likes about him. When holding someone who sleeps so soundly, he also seems to be infected, and his sleep quality is much better.

While Zhuang Hanxue fell asleep.

Qiu Zheyan gently took the ring ruler and carefully measured the size of Zhuang Hanxue's left ring finger.

He wants to order the ring in advance, and when he meets the parents, the relationship between the two is settled, and he should prepare for the proposal.

They are going to see the parents next week. Isn't Mr. Zhuang worried at all? Qiu Zheyan thought, this guy will probably start preparing gifts in a hurry the day before, right? Maybe he also should prepare.

The next day.

Zhuang Hanxue rarely gets up early.

Generally speaking, after Qiu Zheyan left, he would wake up naturally at about ten o'clock but he woke up at eight today.

Qiu Zheyan asked: "Is there a live e-sports game at 8 o'clock this morning?... Are you going out?"

Zhuang Hanxue took out a down jacket from the closet and wrapped it around his neck with a scarf. He yawned and said, "My brother's plane at ten o'clock, I need to pick him up at the airport."

Qiu Zheyan was startled: "Your brother is coming?!"

Zhuang Hanxue let out an "um".

"The brother you said eloped with a man abroad?"

"Yes. I only have this big brother, well, and a second sister."

"Why didn't you tell me that your brother is coming?"

Zhuang Hanxue scratched his head, his eyes widened and turned round again, and he said slowly like a sloth: "I seem to have forgotten..."

Qiu Zheyan thought for a minute, found a gift box that was still in good condition from the storage room, put in a brand new Gucci tie, and took the car key, and said sharply: "Go, I'll take you to the airport to pick up big brother."

What? Want to take Xiaoqiu to see big brother?

Zhuang Hanxue was troubled again.

But he has always been a person who is extremely easy to be led by the nose. Of course, Qiu Zheyan driving is more comfortable.

 

 

T/N:

1.  ①  From the Blooming Romance novel. The MC get pregnant after one nightstand despite being a man. And apparently XiaoZhuang was their friend.

- I did read blooming romance long time ago but already forgot about the character. Maybe I should read the novel again.. hmmmm

 

 

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